Matt Middleton

TX

Matt “Claim Jumper” Middleton From wrangling cattle to wrangling insurance paperwork, Matt traded in spurs for spreadsheets—but don’t let the cowboy hat fool you, the only thing he’s herding now is excuses for his underperforming fantasy squad. A die-hard Cowboys fan, he firmly believes this is “their year,” just like he has every season since the Bush administration. A Texas Tech lifer, he drafts like Kliff Kingsbury coached it—flashy, overhyped, and ultimately unemployed by Week 10. Drives like he sets lineups: with sunglasses on indoors and absolutely no vision. When he’s not adjusting claims or adjusting his fantasy expectations, you’ll find him in a truck stop bathroom Googling “What does TE Premium mean?” Good luck out there, partner—you’ll need more than that 10-gallon hat to cover up your draft mistakes.

Team Details

• Favorite NFL Team: DAL
• Value Position: WR
• Rookies or Vets: Rookies
• Philosophy: The only thing getting roped in is another 6–8 season.
• Trading Scale: 0 / 10
• Preferred Contact: Text
• Championships: 0
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• Power Rank: #2 of 12