Week 13 Recap 🏈
Weekly Roast 🔥
Week 13 heat check: Plew13 waltzed through TheGoonSquad612 by 72.32 and left a spreadsheet-proof collapse behind • Purple Reign survived TDT by 7.84 because chaos checked in as cardio only • A.J. Brown dropped 35.2 and should frame the box score • The Knee Cap Biters stuffed 195.56 into the scoreboard like it was an expense report • Jfalls3 posted 101.10 and inspired a documentary titled "How Not To Set Lineups" • John Lawless cracked the leaderboards at #9.
Standings Watch 📊
- 🏆 MattsDebaters holding 1st at 19-7
- 📈 The Knee Cap Biters leads scoring at 1979.4, passing MattsDebaters (1978.8) (+0.5)
- ⬆️ mattgonzo21 climbed to 4th (+3)
- ⬇️ Milestone: TheGoonSquad612 plunged 3 spots
- ⬆️ Milestone: mattgonzo21 jumped 3 spots
Matchups 🏟️
- Purple Reign (133.08) vs TDT (125.24) - Purple Reign took the decision over TDT (Δ 7.8). Purple Reign driven by Rashee Rice (+10.9 vs proj) to secure control.
Purple Reign: Rashee Rice 29.4 ⭐ ┬╖ TDT : Dak Prescott 21.6 ⭐
- TheGoonSquad612 (113.90) vs Plew13 (186.22) - Plew13 obliterated TheGoonSquad612 (72.32 margin). Plew13 powered by Jason Myers (+10.4 vs proj) to secure control.
TheGoonSquad612: Davante Adams 21.8 ⭐ ┬╖ Plew13: Bijan Robinson 30.3 ⭐
- The Knee Cap Biters (195.56) vs sranta13 (124.94) - The Knee Cap Biters flattened sranta13 (70.62 margin). The Knee Cap Biters driven by Seattle Seahawks (+24.0 vs proj) to secure control.
The Knee Cap Biters: A.J. Brown 35.2 ⭐ ┬╖ sranta13: CeeDee Lamb 24.2 ⭐
- Cleveatwork (106.96) vs mattgonzo21 (139.78) - mattgonzo21 methodically pulled away from Cleveatwork (32.8 gap). Nico Collins vs Patrick Mahomes: headline outputs framed the result.
Cleveatwork: Nico Collins 21.5 ⭐ ┬╖ mattgonzo21: Patrick Mahomes 29.4 ⭐
- Rebaranta (137.58) vs Jfalls3 (101.10) - Rebaranta methodically pulled away from Jfalls3 (36.5 gap). Jordan Love vs Trevor Lawrence: headline outputs framed the result.
Rebaranta: Jordan Love 25.8 ⭐ ┬╖ Jfalls3: Trevor Lawrence 21.7 ⭐
- MattsDebaters (107.36) vs estevanmolinar (117.78) - estevanmolinar kept a steady advantage; MattsDebaters never found a leverage point. Jalen Hurts vs James Cook: headline outputs framed the result.
MattsDebaters: Jalen Hurts 17.3 ⭐ ┬╖ estevanmolinar: James Cook 18.7 ⭐
Key Trends 📈
- League average score: 132.46 pts
- Plew13 and The Knee Cap Biters recorded 50+ point wins
Key Player Performances ⭐
- A.J. Brown - 35.20 pts (The Knee Cap Biters) Top scoring WR in recap sample. ceiling game.
- Seattle Seahawks - 32.00 pts (The Knee Cap Biters) Top scoring DEF in recap sample. spike week.
- Bijan Robinson - 30.30 pts (Plew13) Top scoring RB in recap sample. statement game.
- Patrick Mahomes - 29.44 pts (mattgonzo21) Top scoring QB in recap sample.
- Rashee Rice - 29.40 pts (Purple Reign) Top 2 at WR this week.
Records 🏅
No record movements; baseline performance context only.
- Team top-10 #9 – John Lawless (—) 195.56 pts
- DEF top-10 #2 – Seattle Seahawks (John Lawless) 32.00 pts
Positional Movers 📊
- - Total: Positional movers unavailable this week (projections failed).
Usage Shifts 🔄
No usage movement surfaced.
Awards 🏆
🏆 Manager of the Week: The Knee Cap Biters - 195.56 pts. Put up a buffet plate of points and went back for seconds 🍽️🔥.
😬 Loser of the Week: Jfalls3 - 101.10 pts. Set a lineup that would struggle in preseason—clipboard energy all around 🧻.
🧊 Clutch Win: Purple Reign over TDT by 7.84
💥 Blowout: Plew13 over TheGoonSquad612 (+72.32)
Next Week 🔜
- TDT vs Plew13
- Purple Reign vs TheGoonSquad612
- The Knee Cap Biters vs Cleveatwork ⭐
- sranta13 vs mattgonzo21
- MattsDebaters vs Rebaranta
- Jfalls3 vs estevanmolinar
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